I think I must live in redneck heaven.

Yesterday I went to Wal-Mart to buy some fishing worms and I pulled up and parked in front of the garden center.

As I got out of the truck, there in front of God and all his creations was a four year old cotton-headed boy taking a leak in the parking lot. He was not hiding behind the car door that was open and he was watering a wheel on a shopping cart. His Momma was standing there in her pajamas smoking a cigarette and watching the proceedings. She appeared to be about eight months pregnant and I guess that is a license to not visit the restrooms in the store.

Thank goodness the kid didn’t need to take a dump.